There's really no reason for me to post this, other than the fact that this reporter threatened me today, and so I shall show her who is really the king of the Minneapolis/St. Paul Internet.
It's me.
I give you: Jana Shortal, from KARE-TV, when she was a young basketball superstar.

Note how the socks match the sweatshirt. Niiiice. Here's a link to Jana's blog (which she never updates).
Jana e-mailed me today, saying, "Watch it boy." Oh yeah? Well, watch this! (I actually love Jana, she's a great reporter, and even better person. But I can't help myself. Hopefully she'll add something in the comments, and I'll promptly delete it.)