If if you aren't vegan, here is a sample of
why you should read Vegansaurus!:
David Chang owns 97 Momofuku-branded
craptacular restaurants in Manhattan and let me tell you something:
he’s totally mean; and also, homie, your food ain’t all that, y’hear?
And notwithstanding the stupid “figs on a plate I hate you San Francisco and vegetarians BLAH BLAH BLAH” comments he said, we already have a David Chang here and his name is Charles Phan
and in SF HE AIN’T ALL THAT. Slanted Door is one of the hardest
restaurants to get a reservation to but I think if you ask any foodie
what they think about Slanted Door, they’d be all, Yeah it’s all right,
but it’s way too expensive and I’d only go there on an expense account.
Because in reality what we have here is a Chinese dude smiling at you
letting you know that you shouldn’t be scared to eat Chinese food
because THIS Chinese food is different because it’s Niman Ranch, but
then you look all around you and IT’S ALL WHITE PEOPLE IN COLLARED SHIRTS,
because Chinese people know what the real shit is all about and don’t
need to be comforted knowing their own cuisine and don’t get me started
on stupid yuppies co-opting street food because at the end of the day
it’s just yuppie white folks not wanting to feel guilty about their
discomfort with other cultures. And yes this was the longest sentence
in the history of sentences but I think we all know what I’m getting at
here, right?!?
More excellence in ALL CAPS and exclamation points right this way.
