Dear Santa,
As you already know, I've been a very good boy this year. I'm still in training to become a guide dog for the blind, and I'm getting better every day. I've been playing well with everyone at CBS 2 and KCAL 9 and haven't even stolen a shoe or a sandwich.
So here's what I want for Christmas:
- My own show. As the writers are striking and I'm easily the most handsome guy in the duopoly, it only makes sense that the cameras follow me around for a few hours every day. It'll be like "The Puppy Bowl" meets "Hey Paula."
- More belly rubs. I can't get enough of those things.
- A ride in your sleigh alone with Christina McLarty. She's my favorite girl, and I want to impress her.
- Steak.
- Balls to chase and chew toys. I know they're against my program, but I made a big sacrifice this year and could use a little compensation.
- More time with the Web Department. They're the nicest people in the building and I never get to see enough of them.
I think that's it. I hope you can help me out because, well, I'm still teething and I don't want anything bad to happen to any of your elves.
Love,
Fisher
