I was reading my fan mail the other day...or should I say Mike was reading my fan mail to me (I still don't read so good yet...which is kinda hampering my anchor goals...but I digress) and many of you expressed concern that I haven't been writing.

I'm very sorry but to be very frank, the fine folks of KCAL 9 and CBS 2 have me so busy and hopping that I have had barely enough time to eat, sleep and poop. Although management hates when I poop in the building. Kidding. I have never done that. There is one male anchor on the other hand...well, I aint saying names...but this guy is always in the bathroom!

To catch you up on the latest...I've been growing a lot. I started at the station a few months back and I weighed like one of Paris Hilton's lunches....I was a mere pup. Now, well, I'm approaching man, uh, doghood and I'm almost 60 pounds. Mike can't pick me up anymore which is kinda sad cause I like getting picked up. Well, I better say "carried." Picked up makes me sound like some kind of romantic player....and I'm no dog. Well, I'm a dog...but not that kind of dog. You feel me?

Besides being so busy (the mail never stops! And to Steve in Orange County...no, Mia Lee will NOT go out with you, so stop asking) I've been meeting all the new people. Kaj Goldberg the new weather guy...very cool...but the second I met him I knew....cat person. Next!

So, I've been hanging with Christina McLarty the new entertainment reporter. I might like her as much as Suzanne Rico and Ann Martin. And that's saying something...cause, well, you know Fisher likes the ladies, and the ladies like Fisher. Although, well, that makes me sound like a bit of a hound dog. But I'm being professional here, people.

Anyway, back to Christina. I hope she spells it with a C. Maybe it's a K. But I think it's a C. I told Mike to leave the TV on when her reports are on, but she works nightside and sometimes her stuff comes on when I'm supposed to be in bed. Hey, look at me...going on like this. I don't write for months. Now you can't shut me up. Anyway, back to Christina...sigh. So nice. I asked her if I could go to the Oscars with her ...and I couldn't which was a total bummer. But...how is this for a pal....she snuck into the Governor's Ball and grabbed some beef for me. She put some carrots down for me too...but I just pretended to eat those! I spit them out when she wasn't looking! Sorry Christina!

Anyway, did I mention how nice she is. We talk all the time about movies and stuff....I knew when she said her favorite movie of all time was "Benji" that we would be bff...maybe cause I'm like totally pals with Christina I'm not blogging as much as I should. But hey, Christina is a lot cuter than my work station!