It's June. The weekend is gonna be hot. Isn't it time to get away from it all? Pack your worries away, and take a little trip?
Hit the Bay Bridge and head East, young man. You a Mission hipster scared to leave the confines of your hood? As one player in this tourism commercial says, "The East Bay is more authentic, because Oakland is crappier than San Francisco, so it's ironic that we live here."